#don't touch charlie

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

I will never forgive fandom how unfair it is about Arthur

Dark Merlin It's usually good angst. You know, Merlin had had enough. Dark Arthur? Arthur is a fucking rapist, a monster.

Merlin guilty? Merlin feeling guilty and comforted by the entire cast. Arthur guilty? Arthur doing the worst things possible and someone razing him to the ground

Merlin always gets these nice things. always flowers, courtship, everything. Found family? Everyone comforts Merlin because big bad Arthur. (literally almost every Merlin "found family" is everyone loves Merlin and treats Arthur like shit)

Merlin gets an apology. Arthur? My parents will love me faster than someone will apologize to Arthur in fanfiction.

"suicidal, self-harming Merlin" but Arthur has no right to have mental problems (a whole lot of people have wanted him dead since he was born)

Protectivr knights? Always about Merlin.

Even the fucking omegaverse. Alpha Merlin is a nice calm creature who pretends to be a beta. Alpha Arthur... wild animal, keep Merlin in a cage.

No. Just no.

(forever grateful to those stupid British people that arthur never told merlin he was fat. because the fandom understands that something is a comedy if merlin says it. if arthur it would be ,,abuse")

[charlie-artlie]

Thinking abt This on this fine and rainy Saturday. This dynamic .... so twisted, so completely fucked. At first, it's cute, almost redeeming, how much Kaon loves his turbofox, but then come to find out this beloved pet is a double agent they've lobotomized and domesticated. It's fucked because they literally could have just killed him but instead do... this. Like. Listen. Regardless of how they currently treat The Pet, they all knew he used to be a person, a person who betrayed them, but Kaon still dotes on it, clearly loves it, but loves it as a pet...

It rly begs the question of what his relationship was like with Dominus before the lobotomy... like... one could almost come to the conclusion that someone convinced Tarn not to kill Dominus when he was found out, but instead, let him keep him, even in a changed state............. Dom what did you do to maintain your cover (Dom did you fuck that chair)

And on top of all that, like, that's not even getting into current Vos... to replace Dominus with someone who looks similar and gets the same codename... and Kaon is BLIND. I. I cant even begin to unpack that rn.

Something else that's interesting is dominus's disguise here, the thing on his back looks like the barrel of a gun... did he also turn into a sniper rifle? I'm sure this is explicitly stated somewhere. Also also wondering,,,, I think it's stated that the DJD knew he had a turbofox alt mode pre-discovery, but I cant say for certain? if so, was this disguise an outershell? Could the outershell incorporate into the alt mode?? These are the questions I have.....

[gryz]

gang's all here for cmac's wedding!

[lovestuckyhatemarvel]

Powers in Stranger Things

Okay so, I want to do a powers au for steddie where one or both Steve and Eddie have powers. And I started wondering about how to do that. There seems to be like, 3 different ways most people do this.

1.) Secret Lab Children.

Steve usually gets labeled 7 because Steve and Seven are close in terms of just the words themselves. Eddie usually gets labeled 10 or something? No idea why, but whatever. Both have a lot of potential for both answering questions not answered by canon while also giving angsty opportunity.

2.) Exposure to Creatures/weird shit in Hawkins

Steve got a mouthful of something in the tunnels underground Hawkins, and people sometimes have that give him powers.

3.) The Upside Down/Dimension X

This one's less common, or at least less common from what I've read, and also apparently the canonical answer to how Henry got powers in the first place even though that makes no fucking sense. According to the stage play, apparently, when Henry was a child he got transported to Dimension X and interacted with the mind flayer which gave him COMPLETELY NEW BLOOD AND A NEW PERSONALITY AND ALSO GAVE HIM POWERS.

So what I'm saying is like half the cast should have powers at this point, especially Will. And that we can all just start saying shit. Why do Eddie and Steve have powers? Fuck you, that's why. They have powers and they're gonna fuck because I said so. And then they're gonna use their powers to fuck and then they're gonna kill Vecna just by letting him know how lame he is.

[ectonurites]

almost 4am can't stop thinking about the meaning of the idiom 'to have blood on [someone's] hands'—to be responsible for a person's death—combined with the fact that Zach is the one we are specifically shown with Daryl's actual blood on his hands (once for real and once in a dream)... Not Josh who had been holding the sword Daryl fell onto, but Zach who took the sword out.

[simptasia]

why didn't charlie call claire "luv". why didn't he throw out a casual luv at his friends. he's a northerner what else is he good for

[nia1sworld]

DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!

[10moonymhrivertam]

I haven't tried searching tags yet (I've mostly filtered by highest bookmarks, published after the Amazon episodes); but I've been jonesing for fics that really sink their teeth into Alastor's relationship with his Mom, or where he's somehow reunited with his Mom and has to face her opinions/scolding

[loetise]

allie 'off button' for high anxiety moments except it's literally her entire body bc any point of contact you give her she's gonna curl into in that moment

[lewis-winters]

ok i know hbo war knows him as lt fick but i know him as a broadway bby boy and i just have to say (as somebody who obsessively watched any and all stage doors & interviews he and billy porter had together and then some), stark sands is the most earnest person i have ever seen i don't even think he partakes in sarcasm literally he was assigned white-disney-dad-who-says-kiddo-&-sport at birth; he plays hide&seek with his company ensemble members and is the only one crazy enough to put 20 dollars on dollar friday like bitch? you CANNOT be real.

[imnobodyuknow]

*sigh*  Looks like it’s time for another production update.  My next “big reveal” is very close to finished, but something unexpected slowed me down.

And you’ll never guess what it was this time.

That’s right -- I managed to stave it off this long, but COVID-19 finally made its way into my system.  Who would’ve guessed it?  Who would have guessed it?  😏  But hey, better that it happened now rather than a couple years ago, am I right?

I believe it’s reasonable to guess that I’ll finally have it done within another week, but for now...

***Doki Doki Literature Club Spoilers Ahead!!!*** (In case anyone still cares about that)

(Original comic)

[sharonaparadox]

[Image: fanart of Vaggie and Charlie from Hazbin Hotel against a gradient grey background. Vaggie is smiling softly and reaching her hand up gently to Charlie’s face as the other woman wraps both arms around Vaggie’s waist and leans in from the side to press smiling lips to the red “X” on her face. Both women are blushing faintly, Vaggie golden and Charlie pink, and they are wearing more formal outfits with golden rings on their left hands.

Vaggie has hair down to her thighs and styled in layers, and her eyepatch is replaced with a red “X” directly on her face to reveal the skin underneath. She is wearing a black choker necklace, a red-to-black gradient off-the-shoulder short-sleeved dress with black trim and a slit up the side of her skirt, long black fingerless gloves, and golden jewellery around her exposed thigh. Charlie has waist-length hair pulled partially into a small ponytail at the back of her neck as well as a twice-banded low ponytail while the rest hangs over her shoulder. She is wearing a red capelet with golden trim over a white dress shirt with rolled-up sleeves and high-waisted dark red trousers, a golden snake arm cuff around her left forearm. End description.]

in the mood to draw them again

(after some time in every sense)

[mxnstersarereal]

Tag dump part ii, muses (both the ones I've launched and the ones without bios)

[antialtruist]

@spidrboots is live on the air : don't touch that dial, sinners !

red eyes study the SPIDER DEMON ; he's intriguing if nothing else. of course, angel dust is a little too close to vox's orbit for alastor's comfort , but that could always be useful. it's a rarity for there to be so few people in the hotel, but as much as he enjoys silence, he'd never expect it from the other demon. fingers tap absentmindedly against his glass, a smirk on lips. " why so silent, good man ? you haven't made a lewd remark yet, it's quite concerning. "

[rastronomicals]

10:00 PM EDT April 22, 2024:

Charlie Pickett & The Eggs -   "Please Don't Touch/Feelin'" From the album Live at the Button (1982)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: The Land That Time Forgot

[bittcnneck]

Gonna edit my character tags! Words will stay the same, but I will add emojis at the start. Because since all tags start with ᵠ, I often can not find the right character tag. This will help me differentiate! I will update all the posts I've ever made with the character :) so this is sort of a tag dump. Ignore if you wish!